Quantum Satis cleaning
canton Zurich
Cleaning service
We make your home clean and life easier
We offer solutions!
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'
Phyllis Diller
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It doesn’t bother me that Disney has given me unrealistic ideas about men. I’m more annoyed that no matter how much I sing, woodland animals have not once come to help with the housework.
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You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
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Have you ever looked at the last few loads of laundry and considered just throwing them away?
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Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family. They can sit and watch me for hours.
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Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. – Marcelene Cox
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Lord grant me the serenity to accept the messy state my house is in,
the courage to start cleaning and the wisdom to not let it get this way again.
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan I hate you with every part of my soul.
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Male version of household chores
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Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest. – Radhika Mundra
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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. – Cecil Baxter
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bombeck
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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up the room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
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I clean when I’m frustrated. So if you show up unannounced and our house is clean… you might want to reconsider your visit.
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I wish one of my personalities liked to clean.
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You know what would make house cleaning way more fun? A maid.
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First rule of housecleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone.
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Just cleaned my whole house from top to bottom, so now I’m going to need everybody to stop living here.
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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.
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My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party so I invited all her friends over and made them clean the house.
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It’s amazing how kids learn to use a computer, a smartphone, and even learn to drive a car. Yet have no concept of how to use a dishwasher, vacuum cleaner or lawnmower.
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I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lay down and nap until the feeling passes.
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You know you’re an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
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I went into the bathroom to wash my hands... I washed the shower, toilet, sink, washing machine... I want to drink tea.., but I'm afraid to go to the kitchen now!
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WHEN CLEANING MY ROOM:
1% - cleaning
30% - complaining
69% - playing with stuff I just found
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Cleaning smile
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- Dad was cooking eggs in the morning!
- Without a frying pan?
- Well... he was in a hurry ...
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